The Organization
Have you ever wondered how Black Hat’s company started? And how it became the most powerful and
successful organization THE UNIVERSE HAS EVER SEEN? Well… you can keep guessing because some
things are not meant for mortals to know, unless you want to end up six feet under or worse… get sued
by our Hattorneys. Nevertheless, continue, Demencia is getting hungry.
Products
Are you in need of an artifact from the strange beyond? Not smart enough to build a Shrinking Ray?
Worry not! We got your backs, literally, for the measly price of a spine, you can get one bottle of our
famous GRAVITY DEVICE! Check out our PRODUCTS page to see all our dastardly deals.
Services
Black Hat Organization offers the most horrid, torturous and diabolically evil services for both your most
loyal henchman and your most hateful enemy. With special packages that include brainwashing,
eradication and more! Remember, no matter the realm, city or dimension, we’re here to help…
Ourselves… But also you… If there’s time… but there won’t be.
Members
Nothing speaks more highly of Black Hat Organization’s prestige as our long and distinguished list of
members, each day more and more unfortunate souls join our organization’s life time membership and
enjoy the many privileges that come with it! Like the lovely complementary Hat for you to wear the rest
of your pitiful existence (which is “definitely” not a mind control device).
