Why are you reading this? F.A.Q. (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What should I do to ascend to level black diamond platinum?

Stock a buying record greater than 5,000 (five thousand) articles or deliver 2,000,000 (two million), or more, souls in Black Hat Organization’s services.

 

Q: What are crookies?

They are unique identifications we transfer without your permission to your devices to allow us spy out your main system and provide suggestions according to past purchases, personalized ads and articles in your Shopping Cart.

 

Q: To what information do I have access?

Black Hat Organization grants you access to an enormous amount of information, including but not limited to your account transactions with Black Hat Organization and secret government classified archives (Black Hat Organization members only).

 

Q: Are Black Hat Organization services available for minor villains?

Black Hat Organization does not discriminate any kind of villain in terms of age, gender, species, bodycount, or otherwise. Black Hat Organization helps any and all villains to begin their path to villainy with accessible resources customized to the villain in question.

 

Q: Do the services and products sold by Black Hat Organization have any safety warranty or insurance?

The acquisition of Black Hat Organization’s products is entirely the buyer’s responsibility and their safety does not concern the organization as long as it is paid.

 

Q: Is it possible to end a customer/client contract with Black Hat Organization?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No.